Aye mates...Cappy here...Been keepin' me head down takin' care of some chores for my favorite wench while here on Terra Firma. Now when I call Lady K a wench its not meant with any disrespect, I say it with affection and in a playful way. If Lady K thought I meant it any other way she'd say some words to the Capster that you would never say in polite company that would make an old Navy Master Chief blush, words you might not know the meaning of and probably shouldn't know! Bear in mind, Lady K, while a very classy gal, would have no qualms about heaving Ol'Cappy's sea bag, and Ol'Cappy, ass over apple cart right into the street!
Its nice to have a someone special to come home to after you've been out on a job. I'd been around with a few gal's when I met Lady K. I'm sure at first she didn't know quite what to make of an old fish skinner like me! Rough around the edges, grizzled and full of stories that were pretty tall I was certain she was just being polite with the attention she sent my way. It didn't take that little guy with the bow to put one square in my fleshy parts for me to become smitten with Lady K. She's gentle, kind, has a big hearty laugh and is tough as nails. She's all woman and a lady but she won't suffer fools, she can drink grog with the best I've ever seen on the sea's but a nice wine is usually her drink of choice. Lady K is smart, resorceful, keeps a tidy home and is a Daughter, Sister, Aunt, Cousin and Grandma second to none.
So there...Now you know what keeps me comin' back to dry land. Oh, and there's somethin' else about my favorite "wench". When she smiles at Ol'Cappy my heart does a little jig, when she gives me a hug we become one and when she kisses me, well...That's just between her and I... a *wink* and a *smile* for you me lady...
Arrr...Cappy out.
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